Sunday, 22 May 2011

FML ! + Retail Therapy.

Okay I don’t like diet OR regular Pepsi. Just thought you should know.
So, today is officially the day I was supposed to fly out to the lands of cooler breeze and so-much-better shopping sprees, but guess why the title!
Yeayyy…………. NOT!
Stuck at home. Eating fat-fug-junk. Drinking right out of the bottle. Didn’t take a bath today. Yea I said it, I don’t care what you think. I just said this isn’t the typical me, but when I lose it, I lose it hard. And I’m so friggin’ out of it right now, Gerry Springer could be standing next to me, and I would literally smack his guts out.
No offence though Jerry, you carry on.

Anyway, back to the non-jealous part. Like seriously I could have people carry all sorts of Birkin’s and Veneta’s and you just wouldn’t phase me. You wouldn’t. And I know that sucks for you, but yea that’s how it is. BUT today when this friend and I were supposed to ‘together’ fly out for our ‘internship’ (sure!), I’m stuck in my bedroom and she’s waiting the boarding pass line. How totally nice is that!

If there’s any realprofessional I want to know, it’s the Visa office people. First off, they are just plain rude for God only knows whatever anyone did to them. Secondly, I just hate the whole business of waiting for the Visa thing, it’s like I’m back in Grade X. But those were a good times. And NO, my Visa app. did not get rejected, I just never handed it in.
Just cuz! O-Kay!
OKAY cuz one of the billion documents took too much time to come in.

SO I thought I deserved to feel good about things. You know embrace the situation I’m in and make this holy shit worth living a little. Sure, whatever.
So, I drove to the other end to make us a little poor. In other words, went shopping.

PS. : Well. This post is pretty much an ode to my FML situation, so yea for what it’s worth just check the stuff I got. AND for the first time I don’t even know if I like it all. : /
I think it was the screwed up thoughts that tried to mess around.

Breakfast/Lunch/Dinner = STILL skinny as fuck! F-M-L!
WANTED : Shopping bag holder + Photo taker boyfriend!
Loose some, gain some right?! ; /
French Connection/ Day Clutch/ Indian Rupee symbol.svg 2499
Vero Moda/ Astair Day Bag/ Indian Rupee symbol.svg1995
MAC + Colorbar.
Colorbar/ Apple Martini 06/ Indian Rupee symbol.svg 150
Bare Essentials/ Emery Boards (2)/ Indian Rupee symbol.svg75
MAC/ Kohl; Smolder/ Indian Rupee symbol.svg900
MAC/ Studio Fix; Powder + Foundation/ Indian Rupee symbol.svg 1600
MAC/ Studio Fix; Fluid/ Indian Rupee symbol.svg 1600
Yeaa a failed attempt lol I know 
That's how the La Senza woman tried to bruise me.. Wait is it cuz I asked her one time too much? : O
No seriously the service around these places has deteriorated wayy much or maybe I've just fallen prey of-late. At Zara too, whatever I'd ask the guy to check in my size he'd always say we don't have it! Not even in the stock?! What are you, running a small time, t-shirt store that you don't stock up now? LIARS!

Mostly cuz of the size since I picked a size 2!, I'm going to go a size up so it doesn't make me look like a suffocating frog. And NO, I'm not anorexic/bulimic, I wear a US 6, but this particular fit is not true to size at all ( for people interested in buying) hence the confusion.
I know but I don't REALLY know.
So the La Senza woman was pretty pleased with me I guess even though she didn't really care much when I asked to get me a bunch of other things which made me just get some and leave, she had a thing for post-order gifts I guess, hence this.
To wear as a glove?
OR perhaps as a fish-net stocking.. for 'one' leg?
Maybe for fishing? Except, I am a vegetarian. : |
Gangstaaa XD
Yaeyy, my catch! At an exorbitant 'little' give away. This doesn't quite explain the oxymoron my life has become right now but yeaa.
OH, the smile's metaphorical.
 Save them for the Rewards thing. ; /

Now I remember why I chose the name I did. : /

This is what is helping me out of this random phase-



  1. That's A LOT of shopping! :) Love that outfit you created and your nail color too!

    ♡ from ©

  2. hahaha I guess I owed Saket some since I hadn't really 'shopped' shopped since exams and stuff began!

    Thanks. ;]

  3. sorry about the trip! too bad :/ however, you got a lot of cute stuff! :)